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Fox 9 News Brings in Homer Simpson to Investigate Gophers

Thanks to fellow Bandwidth Hijacker Dirty for uncovering this nugget.

Fox 9 News Producer: All right, are you willing to go undercover at Blarney's to nail GopherNation?
Homer: No way, man. No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man. No way am I wearing a freakin' wire!
Fox 9 News Producer: Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?
Homer: Oh, that I'll wear.

Fox 9 News Producer: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. [Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright] Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage.
Man: [neck horribly twisted] He's not kidding.

Apu: Huh?
Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?
Homer: Bee? Aah! [stomps on hat, runs out]
Fox 9 News Producer: Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement.