10 Compelling Reasons Why The Gophers Will Get Swept This Weekend

1). Minnesota is looking ahead to the big intra-state rivalry series with Duluth in two weeks

2). The Gophers are only the second best Program in the state behind Shattuck St. Mary's.

3). Don Lucia doesn't care about the regular season, he's already sewn up third place. Plus Don no longer has Bob Motzko, the real brains of the operation, coaching the team any longer.

4). The Corporate Seatholders at Maruicci Arena

5). In Dinkytown "Back-To-Back" means Friday-Saturday Keggers at Blarney's

6). Fox 9 News

7). SEVEN Championships trump 5 every time

8). The Gophers won't fall for John Hill's "Motivational Tricks" this week

9). Jeff Frazee will be lethargic from actually attending class

10). Colorado "high altitude" bred hockey players are far superior to the soft Minnesota variety

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

better get a goalie who grew up at 6000'

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