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2005-06 All Bad Boyz Team

Just when we were set to announce the team at the Frozen Four, reports are surfacing out of Mankato about a Search Warrent being issued for multiple Maverick hockey players, involving drugs, sex and cameras....

Welcome to the LetsGoDU College Hockey Crime Blog. We have enough players and coaches to put together a pretty competitive team. Twenty-six players have been nominated so far. If you would like some music to listen to while you read the nominees click HERE.


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(Captain) Mike Hamilton, Maine (Junior) Hockey East
Charges - Aggravated Assault and Criminal Mischief
Jail Time - Overnight in Penobscot County Jail
Suspensions - "Indefinate"

Witnesses - Ex-Girlfriend
LetsGoDU Recap

7 New Hampshire Forwards - Hockey East

(Daniel Winnik, Trevor Smith, Josh Ciocco, Brett Hemingway, Jerry Pollastrone, Greg Collins and Mike Radja)
Charges - Broke Team Rule #1546 - "No cocktails before the game..."
Jail Time - None
Suspensions - One Game
Witnesses - Themselves (turned themselves in)
USCHO Recap

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Mike Atkinson, Vermont (Freshman) - Voted by fans Hockey East
Charges - Diving while intoxicated and careless driving
Jail Time - Was taken to hospital
Suspensions - Indefinitely and left school
Witnesses - Not Known
USCHO Recap
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Defensemen

(Asst. Captain) John Scott, Michigan Tech (Senior) - Voted by fans WCHA
Charges - Malicious destruction of property, assault w/ a dangerous weapon & operating vehicle while intoxicated
Jail Time - Overnight
Suspensions - 14 Games
Witnesses - Two terrified MTU students in the car getting rammed by Scott's SUV
Newspaper Recap (Its a good one)

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Mike Ruberto, Canisius (Sophmore) Atlantic Hockey

Charges - None

Jail Time - None

Suspensions - Dismissed from School

Witness - Not Known

USCHO Recap


Goaltender

Jeff Frazee, Minnesota (Freshman) WCHA
Charges - None
Jail Time - None
Suspensions - Leads the WCHA in suspensions with two. Drinking at Blarneys & Missing Class
Witnesses - Fox 9 viewers in Minneapolis-St. Paul & All of his classmates who never see him.
Fox 9 Recap


Coach

Frank "Skates" Serratore, Air Force Academy CHA
Charges - None
Jail Time - None
Suspensions - Business Partner has been "Suspended with Pay" by the City of Omaha
Witnesses - "He Said, She Said"
LetsGoDU Recap

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The Bench

The "Canisius Four" - dismissed from school.

Wes Clark (Maine) - The Ultimate "Wing Man"

Aaron Slattengren (CC) - Nailed the Exacta - Kicked off the team and dismissed from school.

Lane Caffaro and T.J. Fox (Union) - According to the Coach they were suspended for being "Good Citizens" and "one day will be captains of the team."

The Mankato "Checking Line" (MSU-Mankato) - These five or six players (depending on which version you subscribe too) plus a member of the MSU's Women's team did it all: allegedly smoked the peace pipe, perhaps laced with the date rape drug, sexual assault and then broke out the camera for posterity.

The Duke Lacrosse Team (Duke) - OK, its not a college hockey team, but you have to admit if you read the story and they didn't mention the school or the sport, you might have guessed hockey. The worst part was all the free national publicity lacrosse received. College hockey always gets the short end of the stick.

Theme Song Artist

Gary Glitter, British Citizen. Wrote Rock & Roll Part II

Charges - Rape, Child Porn, Lewd acts with a minor(s), Bad Hair Cut (not convicted)

Jail Time - Britian & Vietnam

Suspension - Thanks to a few well timed bribes he slithered out of the "Death Penalty" in Vietnam

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