DU's Latest Millionaire AlumDU's latest millionaire Alumnus is Matt Carle. Congratulations Matt and welcome to "The Club." According to sources, Carle signed a $2.8 million contract that will pay him $942,000 per year in salary and bonuses, the NHL's entry-level maximum for 2003 draft picks.
Now the bad news. Its time to start donating money back to the Alma Mater. Due to all of your hard work, Magness Arena is no longer big enough. We have to turn away thousand of paying fans each week who want to come to the games. Luckily the powers that be, foresaw this and designed Magness Arena to expand by several thousand seats by building the "false wall."
Just send the checks to Rob Revitte in the Alumni Relations Office.
Since you are going to be a large donor to the University, DU will probably "grease the wheels" on your last four semesters/quarters so that you get your degree faster and without too much hassle. Remember you have the leverage.
Here are some Independent Studies you can complete towards your DU Real Estate Degree while playing for the Sharks...
1). How to make $1,000,000 in your first year out of college.
2). How to buy a new House in the white hot California housing market with no money down.
3). How to win a Hobey, a NC and the Stanley Cup in one Calender year.
4). How to make more money in your first year out of college than most Colorado College Alums will make in a lifetime with their Arts & Crafts Degrees.
5). How to stay fit and not gain unwanted pounds after graduating from college.
6). How to avoid the hassle of playing in the AHL.
7). How I built my own house while holding down a full time job.
8). How I went from rooming with three stinky hockey players in Denver to staying at the Ritz Carlton and flying first class.
9). How to make First Round dollars while being a Second Round Draft choice.
10). How to send your kids to college without going broke.
Now the bad news. Its time to start donating money back to the Alma Mater. Due to all of your hard work, Magness Arena is no longer big enough. We have to turn away thousand of paying fans each week who want to come to the games. Luckily the powers that be, foresaw this and designed Magness Arena to expand by several thousand seats by building the "false wall."
Just send the checks to Rob Revitte in the Alumni Relations Office.
Since you are going to be a large donor to the University, DU will probably "grease the wheels" on your last four semesters/quarters so that you get your degree faster and without too much hassle. Remember you have the leverage.
Here are some Independent Studies you can complete towards your DU Real Estate Degree while playing for the Sharks...
1). How to make $1,000,000 in your first year out of college.
2). How to buy a new House in the white hot California housing market with no money down.
3). How to win a Hobey, a NC and the Stanley Cup in one Calender year.
4). How to make more money in your first year out of college than most Colorado College Alums will make in a lifetime with their Arts & Crafts Degrees.
5). How to stay fit and not gain unwanted pounds after graduating from college.
6). How to avoid the hassle of playing in the AHL.
7). How I built my own house while holding down a full time job.
8). How I went from rooming with three stinky hockey players in Denver to staying at the Ritz Carlton and flying first class.
9). How to make First Round dollars while being a Second Round Draft choice.
10). How to send your kids to college without going broke.
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