Three Buffalo college students go down to Texas for spring break, spend the entire time drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did all week.The first one, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words.
He says, "I am from Canisius College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. So the guards release him.
The second one, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the University of Buffalo School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, the guards release her.
The last one, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from Viag...er...Niagara and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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