Paukovich Adds Beef To Boone Supporters
DU center Geoff Paukovich is 6'4" and 215 lbs and brings an element of toughness to the Pro-Boone movement. He's a member of the Denver Boone Facebook Team and is also an Assistant Captain on next year's hockey team.
If there's anyone left on the planet who's "Pro-Ruckus" I suggest you take up the matter with Mr. Paukovich.
If there's anyone left on the planet who's "Pro-Ruckus" I suggest you take up the matter with Mr. Paukovich.
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Who is the guy with the #12 Paukovich jersey on the far right? I see him at all the games and saw him at the Regional and Frozen Four......
CO14ers...
He's a great guy. Introduce yourself to him next time.
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that's 14ers? i thought he might have been the elusive swami.
Finding Keyser Soze would be easier than identifying The Swami.
One story the guys at Magness told me, the story I believe, was from Swami's old days in Denver. There was a gang of North Dakotans that wanted the DU hockey team's blue-chip recruits. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need women or trees or even recent national championships. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't (allow your players to consistently break the law without punishment).
After a while, they come into power and then they come after Swami. He was small-time then, just scouting a little, they say. The Sioux come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his recruits. They find his top recruits - forward, defender and goalie in the house and decide to wait for Swami. He comes home to find his forward and defenders beaten and goalie tied up. The North Dakotans knew Swami was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business. They slit the throat of one of the defenders right in front of the Swami. They tell him they want his recruits and all of his scouting reports.
Swami looks over the faces of his recruits. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells them he would rather see his recruits dead than live another day after this. Swami shoots two North Dakotans, then shoots his prized recruits - forwards, defenders and goalie as the last North Dakotan watched in horror. Swami lets the last North Dakotan go, waits until his prized recruits are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the Sioux. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that bored DU fans tell their kids during the off season. "Root for CC and Swami will get you." But no one ever really believes.
DG always says "I don't believe in Gwoz, but I'm afraid of him.” Well, I believe in Gwoz and the only thing that scares me is The Swami.
Pauko will break your neck when you're not looking...
I met CO14ers in Denver this year, although I was just drunk and randomly yelling at his friends and him on the street. He said "Watch out, that's the Runnin' With the Dogs girl" (or something to that effect) and I was totally confused. I met the guy on the left, too. I didn't meet the guy in the middle, but I'm sure he heard my voice.
I met the Swami and lived to tell about it. But tDogs scored 3 goals while he was sitting with me, so I feared for my life the whole time.
Always a good move to stand behind Pauk. That way he can't hit you from behind.
I have heard that lots of people hit Dirty from behind, especially when he's geared up in his MTU gear and cape. Pauko stays one more year, I'm in Grand Forks!
Running With The Dogs -- I didn't say "Watch Out..." I just saw you at Spanky's and pointed you out to a friend on the way back to our cars after the game. I regret not really meeting you at Spanky's, but as you can probably understand, the pregame for me is quite busy especially when alums such as DG come into town. It was good to meet meet you at one point though. GO DU!
Whoever wrote the Keyser Soze piece deserves a Pulitzer Prize for writing. Holy crap thats funny...We'll just have to round up the Usual Suspects. :-)
you und fans are truly a piece of work. since pauko's unfortunate hit on bina all the und midget has done is make a full recovery, resume playing for the silly savages, and have many run ins with the local police force. get over it. you want us to get over gregoire and move on. not a problem. just grow up and get over pauko. we all realize that you people are challenged on many levels.
It's cute how anonymous calls UND fans idiots, yet chooses to remain anonymous.
It's not our fault Pauk is a goon. Just like it's not our fault Gregoire has started making intelligent decisions.
14ers,
All I remember is yelling at you (or one of your friends) that your scarves were tUMD colors. I barely remember the game.
I couldn't do much schmoozing at Spanky's because of the influx of beer sent over by Goddard.
Sure bina has a few minor run-ins with the cops but at least he has never raped anyone. And has never broke anyones neck on a late dirty hit after a whistle and smirk about it afterwards. Anyone who takes pauko's side should be shot.
I think this just took a turn for the worse. Yikes, put on the flak jacket.
I thought Pauko was going to sign a contract?
The Swami comment definitely deserves some sort of recognition.
The problem is, The Swami might have written it himself, under a clever alias.
Who is Swami? Inquiring minds need to know. My guess--he is Swami by night and a mindless half eaten jelly donut by day.
Swami is a long suffering DU Hockey zealot who has been been known to post his thoughts on USCHO.com's Message Board. His identity is a secret and must remain so.
However, if you listen closely at Magness Arena you can hear one voice clearly above the rest yelling, "Skate, Skate, Skate...dammit."
He may or may not be holding a plastic DU megaphone purchased in the Hickman souvenir shop depending on the Magness Usher Staff enforcing their rules that evening.
A sampling of his work is available at: http://board.uscho.com/search.php?searchid=350216
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