LetsGoDU consulted with a noted local Denver fortune teller about the Women's soccer team lack of scoring (no goals in seven regular season matches). She predicts a three goal scoring onslaught by the DU women resulting in a 3-1 win this evening over Villanova at 7:00 p.m. at CIBER Field. If you don't believe this stuff, you will need to go and see it for yourself.
If correct, we will be using her for other sports, too. If incorrect, we will have to find another gimmick to get you to go to LetsGoDU.
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Hopefully the Denver fortune teller is correct. If so, she and Puck Swami could hook-up and adopt BOONE. A woman is needed to do cosmetic work and sewing on the BOONE outfit during a long sports year .
Best comment yet since the re-start of LGDU!
Puck Swami is happily married to Mrs. Swami already.
And Boone was originally born in 1968, which has him pushing 50 - too old to be adopted.
Kill the fortune teller. Pios lost 2-0. They have no offense at all.
Hopefeully, there are some cupcakes in the Summit League. But right now, DU is the cupcake this year.
Kill the fortune teller is funnier. At least Mrs Puck can feel relieved tonight
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