CC Lands New Hockey Recruit

Colorado College Head Hockey Coach Scott Owens announced the signing today of speedy right winger Stevie "Chimps" Owens from Los Angeles, CA. Chimps will enroll in the Fall of 2007 with a full scholarship. You may have noticed the strong familiarial resembalence and Owens confirmed that Chimps is his nephew.

Owens said, "I've never seen a kid who can scamble over the boards so quicky on shift changes. He's a real animal in the gym and he'll bring tons of energy to our program. The kid just doesn't sit still for a minute."

Owens added, "Chimps will help bolster our forward line and at 3'11" and 65 lbs. he is a little bigger than most of our fowards on the roster. He's got a quick turn of foot and is a better than average student."

Chimps is expected to major in Anthropology, but is looking forward to Colorado College's Block System and Liberal Arts Curriculum.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My eyes are tearing. Thnkfully, I wasn't driniking or eating anything when I opened this up. This is beautiful.

MeanEgirl said...

How long has it been since CC's last National Championship again?

dggoddard said...

Put it this way. Its been twice as long as Michigan Tech...

MeanEgirl said...

That's just sad right there. =(

Eric J. Burton said...

Hey he can't play without a helment.