Bad Boyz Update

Prior Arrest May Send UND "Trickshot Specialist" To Jail
University of North Dakota hockey player Robbie Bina (left) had a typical summer. He worked out, lifted weights, prepared for the upcoming season and got arrested on July 15th for Driving While Intoxicated.

Now WDAZ in Grand Forks is reporting that Mr. Bina has been charged relating to a seperate incident at Judy's Tavern (the Official Bar of The UND Hockey Team) last Sunday night. The 24 year old Sioux Defenseman has been charged with escaping police custody.

Assistant Grand Forks City Prosecutor Kristi Pettit told WDAZ that Bina has been charged with a Class B Misdemeanor, when Bina opened the back door of a police car in an attempt to "spring" two of his team mates T.J. Oshie & Jonathan Toews.

Even without a conviction on this charge, Bina could be facing 10 days in jail because he's still on probation for the DUI charges over the summer. This might be an excellent opportunity for Bina to catch up on his homework and if he does well, UND Coach Dave Hakstol might consider sending other players to jail when they fall behind academically.

All three players will appear in Municipal Court on Feb. 10th.
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Top 10 Things Robbie Bina Can Do In Jail
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1). Make his own custom license plate......RB4Hoby
2). Tell the other prisoners about his 180 foot goal against Minnesota
3). Be the first player selected in the Jail Yard hockey game
4). Use his hockey stick to tunnel out of his cell
5). Learn how to fight from some of the meanest prisoners in North Dakota
6). Reduce his sentence by "Ratting Out" Oshie & Towes
7). Bulk up for the WCHA playoffs by working out constantly
8). Form a prison gang named the "Fighting Sioux"
9). Ask the Warden for internet privileges so he can watch his YouTube Video
10). Write a screenplay about a prison hockey team that plays the guards called "The Longest Shot." (Here's how the movie ends when Burt Reynolds takes the final shot)

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