(left) DU's security forces will be on high alert this weekend as Denver's recent immigrants from North Dakota invade Magness ArenaDenver, CO.- It is estimated that over 1,000 Fighting Sioux hockey fans will be Magness Arena drinking green dyed beer, swearing like sailors and cutting in line at the urinals each night.
In order to reduce crime around campus after the games, DU will be hosting a "Job Fair" to pair up local contractors with North Dakota fans to get them off campus as soon as possible. DU security will also have heightened forces patrolling the parking lots to prevent theft and rioting after the games.
DU Chancellor Robert Coombe told the assembled media at the pregame press conference, "We don't want a similar situation as two years ago whereby UND fans set up tents on campus and started living here."
Colorado Governor Bill Ritter has promised to tighten Colorado's borders in the future to prevent further immigrants from entering the state, but it appears that it is too little too late. Once they start breeding in Colorado, its all over.
Asked why so many North Dakotans move to Colorado one recent immigrant noted that it was either, "Marry a relative or git' the hell out."
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