DU's Minister Of Information Analyses AF Loss
(above) Some quotes from DU's Minister of Information Mohammad Saeed al-Sahaf after Air Force shocked DU 5-2 in Colorado Springs."DU is totally focused on winning the WCHA MacNaughton Trophy and used the non-conference game as a tune up."
"DU's Mathematics Department ran the figures before the game and realized that the game had zero Pairwise ramifications." Sure enough DU is still at #3.
Peter Mannino had lasik eye surgery in the locker room before the game and still managed to make a few saves.
"DU thought the game was a scrimmage since there were less than 1,000 fans in the barn. Most DU players haven't played in front of a crowd that small since junior high."
(above) Some quotes from DU's Minister of Information Mohammad Saeed al-Sahaf after Air Force shocked DU 5-2 in Colorado Springs.
6 comments:
with that picture... and playing AF... you could have worked the "They were using Steatlh technology... we're filing a protest to the NCAA office, and we demand our voice be heard, not like those wimpy WCHA flaks who deny every appeal"
or
"They said we were hiding weapons of mass destruction in Mannino's pads... the Imperialists AirForce kept bombing our poor goalie... when every inspection said he was just a sieve used in food production"
Aspen
I really don't see why you don't have your own Blog. You're way better at this than me. :-)
"The scorebaord is total imperialist mistake. DU scored at least 24 goals on the infidels in the first period alone. We are heroically casting the zoomies back into the primordial ooze from which they came. God willing, we will make castenets from their testicles and hang them from the gates of Baghdad"
Wow!!! The usually PC Swami who never strays from his basic tennant of "kiss the opponents butt" has gone totally out of character.
Swami is a big "Mohammad Saeed al-Sahaf": fan.
I like desert hockey...wish there was more of it
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