Time To Take Off The Gloves & Go Negative

(above) Ron Jeremy may be CC Coach Scotty Owens' twin brother

After watching the presidential primaries last night, its become obvious that LetsGoDU is going to have to "go negative" in the next few days to win over the hearts and minds of America's "undecided" college hockey public.

We're going to enlist the support of celebrities like Ron Jeremy, who lets face it, is no Chuck Norris, but certainly is more famous that any Colorado College graduate. We'll examine The "Blackface Incident" and see if any real changes in race relations have occurred on CC's campus. Finally, we're going to continue to chronicle Colorado College hockey inepitude and see how it will impact the rest of their season.

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