Anti-Boone Forces Celebrate Victory With Party

(above) DU's Faculty Club

DU's Anti-Boone faculty members will celebrate their victory with a "High Tea Party" before the hockey game tonight. The Tea Party will be held at the University of Denver's plush Faculty Club at 6 PM. There will be a selection of teas from around the world, little sandwiches, warm scones with strawberry jam and Devon cream and special bite-sized desserts.

There will be prizes for the "wildest" bow tie and book signings for professors that have had books published in the past year. Topics of discussion will include shortening DU's work week to three days from its current four days, more DU health care coverage for relatives and raising tuition at DU to pay for new furniture and carpet in the faculty lounges around campus.

2 comments:

msbdu said...

they really should have a big piece of humble pie...the faculty lounge, where the "elite" meet.

Anonymous said...

I heard they're going to have a Coombe pot roast ....