CC Not Scoring On The Ice - Mono Outbreak Off It

(left) Whomever wins the MacNaughton Cup in 2009 might want to get it sterilized

Question: What happens when your university only has four attractive women on campus and one of them has Mononucleosis?

Answer: Your hockey program has a problem.
Kate Crandall in one of her last columns for the Colorado Springs Gazette noted that, "Freshman defenseman Arthur Bidwill said he recently was diagnosed with mononucleosis."

Bidwell joins a long line of Colorado College hockey players who have contracted the virus.

Colorado College's All-Mono Team
If a tie is like kissing your sister, not winning a championship must be similar, except that she has Mono

Goaltender Curtis McElhinney (2003)

Billy Sweatt (2006)

Jimmy Kilpatrick (2006)

Arthur Bidwell (2008)

4 comments:

DUcub2611 said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

Didn't CC have some assault charges awhile back? What's next? Herpes from a little "team partying?"

dggoddard said...

Hmmm....

Assault charges? We'll have to look into that.

Anonymous said...

There appears to be concern over the CC team being "tired." Does the word "epidemic" come to mind?

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