Chambers: Projectile Vomiting In DU Locker Room

Mike Chambers of the Denver Post reports that Tyler Ruegsegger was a late scratch from Saturday night's game because of "projectile vomiting."

Not sure of all of the details, we imagine that Gwozdecky was in the middle of some sort of a stirring pep talk, and The Rubberband Man either puked, threw up, barfed, blew chunks, technicolor yawned, regurgitated, upchucked, chundered, hurled or heaved.

Read all about it in the Denver Post, your #1 source for "projectile vomiting."

3 comments:

Twister said...

Next up for the Pios--a trip to the RAAAAALLLPPPPHHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

Good one.

You need to be writing our headlines. :-)

Twister said...

I only charge $500 per hour for freelance writing. :D