While North Dakota women are ugly, let's not forget that there are some positives: -Once per week is MORE than enough -One woman can pull a 2-ox cart -All the women can cook and make their own clothes -Size 14 dresses make perfect pick-up truck shammys -Keeps both seats warm at the same time -Nice tooth! -Post in fields to scare pests -Up-front understanding when repeating, "for better or worse" -Handy coin purse storage in fat fold -You are always prepared when asked, "Do I look fat in this dress?"
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Paris Hilton's father is also a DU grad....
DU alum Peter Morton is dating Demi Moore
Current Miss Colorado, Meg Kardos, just participated in the 2014 Miss America Pageant is a DU Alumnus.
http://www.missamerica.org/competition-info/national-contestants.aspx?state=Colorado&year=2014&GO=GO!
Mr. Olympia Phil Heath was a basketball player at DU.
http://www.phillipheath.com/
While North Dakota women are ugly, let's not forget that there are some positives:
-Once per week is MORE than enough
-One woman can pull a 2-ox cart
-All the women can cook and make their own clothes
-Size 14 dresses make perfect pick-up truck shammys
-Keeps both seats warm at the same time
-Nice tooth!
-Post in fields to scare pests
-Up-front understanding when repeating, "for better or worse"
-Handy coin purse storage in fat fold
-You are always prepared when asked, "Do I look fat in this dress?"
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